Friday, February 17, 2006

Cheney's got a gun

My friend Mark has a "way back" machine on his blog. I wil turn my wayback machine on to 1804, the last time a sitting VP shot someone.

My dad and brothers and uncles and cousins all hunt. I know that cooler ins't for game; it's for beer. My only time hunting was one of sheer terrori and I was on the lookout, not for game, but for drunk hunters.

Cheney has two DUIs.
He was booted from Yale for heaving drinking
He said he was drinking beer before the accident.
He didn't say how much.
The cops didn't talk to him until the next day.

Was he drunk?